High ranking Iranian bites the dust from COVID-19

Another high-ranking Iranian official bites the dust, but his memory will linger on, like that odor coming from beneath the basement floorboards.

The Iranian in question is the official scumcrumpet who took part in the 1979 Iran hostage crisis, Hossein Sheikholeslam. He was 68-years-old when he passed on his journey to Jahannam where many an Islamic terrorist travels after departing the Earth.

Sheikholeslam [hereafter referred to as Sheikhole] died from the coronavirus [aka COVID-19], according to trusty state media.

Sheikhole was the former Iranian ambassador to Syria and studied at the University of California at Berkeley. He became a leader of the radical Iranian students group who stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 American diplomats hostage during the 444-day Iran hostage crisis.

He left this world late Thursday, two days after testing positive for the virus and shortly after the Islamic Republic News Agency lied that he was recovering. They referred to the crap weasel as a "veteran and revolutionary diplomat."

Sheikhole, the sixth politician or government official to be sent packing for hell by the virus in Iran, was currently serving as an aide to Foreign Affairs Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif, the turd who called the U.S. drone-strike on Iran's top terrorist Qassem Soleimani "an act of terror."

Iran stupidly rejected the Trump administration's offer to help with the coronavirus outbreak as the Islamic Republic warns it may use "force" to enforce a travel ban between cities. By force they mean the reestablishing the location of the victim's head from that of his body, to prevent the spread of the virus.

The Iranian death toll reached 124 with 4,747 cases across the country.

The virus has killed Mohammad Mirmohammadi Mohammado Mohammedine Just Plain Mo, a member of the Expediency Council which respectfully advises supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Tehran parliament member Fatemeh Rahbar is currently in a coma after being infected, ISNA reports. It is unknown whether Rahbar licked any of the holy shrines Iranians have been licking to prove that they are protected by Allah, but the smart rials are on 'yes.'

A load of other Iranian officials have come down with the virus as are being quarantined including "Screaming Mary" [aka Vice President Masoumeh Ebtekar] who also had a role in the hostage crisis as a spokeswoman, as well as Grand Ayatollah Musa Shobairi Zanjani, one of Iran's highest religious authorities, who may, or may not, have licked a shrine.

The deputy health minister, Iraj Harirchi, tested positive last month, a day after he downplayed the outbreak in a press conference, visibly sweating and wiping his forehead, causing many Iranians to wonder just how competent these health dudes are when they can't even protect themselves.

"This virus is highly contagious," health minister Saee Namaki said this week. "It is a serious matter, do not joke about it."

Two Ayatollahs go into a bar. . .


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