Hezbollah says they have a 'super-duper baadaabing!' missile

Hezbollah's "Dancing Jihadis" 

Hezbollah took to Twitter on Sunday to tweet a photo of a new missile allegedly capable of destroying all military battleships and large portions of Katmandu, so please get rid of the sanctions "because it's killing us."

So name a military battleship and this missile can make toast out of it. 

The Hezbollah tweeter hiked up his loongie, removed naan from his beard and tweeted:

"Our new missile is capable of destroying all military battleships, killing all who are on board." 

What "Tweetin' Mahmoud" doesn't realize is that we have the capabilities to shoot down missiles and possibly even destroy them on their launchpads.

The brag-tweet comes one day after the USS Ramage, an American destroyer, docked at Beirut Port, marking the first time an American vessel docked in Lebanon in 30 years.

The ship was on a “goodwill visit to showcase the strong US-Lebanon relationship and a commitment to freedom of navigation,” according to a tweet posted by the US embassy. No Americans nor Lebanese jihadis were killed during the showcase.

According to Lebanon’s Daily Star, US Ambassador to Lebanon Elizabeth Richard said that the arrival of the destroyer is a political message, “assuring the depth of relations between Lebanon and the United States.”

While American ships evacuated US citizens from Lebanon during the Second Lebanon War in 2006, the visit was the first time that American forces have been in Lebanon since the Beirut Marine Barracks bombing in 1983 which killed 241, mostly United States Marines while they slept.

The Ramage has approximately 300 sailors [aka 'squids' who we respect] and had been previously deployed to support and provide ballistic missile defense to the U.S. Navy 5th Fleet's area of responsibility, which includes the Persian Gulf, Red Sea, Arabian Sea and parts of the Indian Ocean.

Equipped with self-defense capabilities in air, undersea and surface warfare, it can operate in a high-density, multi-threat environment, and would have no problem destroying a Hezbollah missile before it gets its big boy pants on.



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