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This happened, believe it or not, in the United States of America, in a state called Delaware. A Home Depot customer, who was perhaps shopping for Crazy Glue or a can of Drano, saw the noose on the floor and complained to management saying, "There's a hangman's noose on the floor! Racism. Racism. A noose is loose on the floor. Do something quick--it's scaring me. I don't feel safe. I'm suing."
The customer was so frightened by the noose, that there needed to be a cleanup in aisle two.
Delaware State Police announced Thursday that the incident did not legally qualify as a hate crime because ropes don't hate by themselves and there was no object seen that was hated, except perhaps for the rolls of Flex Seal, because it says it'll stop leaks like magic, but I still had to call a plumber.
Sometime later, two snowflake sisters found the noose and actually began screaming, according to Delaware Online.
“The person who put it in the aisle did not know that these two people would see it," Bratz said. "It was not directed to anyone.” Especially not those two idiots.
Days later, a store manager reported to police that he had been threatened over the phone by two women and a man. The manager said the people called him a racist and cursed at him, according to Delaware Online.
Bratz said the morons who made the threatening phone calls “absolutely” could be charged with harassment.
The sisters who found the noose previously said they would lead a demonstration outside the store because they are both unemployed and hope to meet two like-minded dolts who they can go with to future demonstrations to vent their invented outrage.
Delaware State Police announced Thursday that the incident did not legally qualify as a hate crime because ropes don't hate by themselves and there was no object seen that was hated, except perhaps for the rolls of Flex Seal, because it says it'll stop leaks like magic, but I still had to call a plumber.
Sgt. Richard D. Bratz, communications director for the state police, told the outlet that a hate crime involves an act that targets a specific person based on a protected class, such as race or gender. Flex Seal has no race or gender, although it is a "tape of color."
The noose found in the aisle of the home improvement store was just laying there on the floor doing nothing, especially nothing hateful. The customer who tied the noose even came forward saying that they had been in the store shopping for ropes for work to build a canopy that was to be decorated with various "rope knots." The customer tied the knot but left it in the aisle and continued shopping.
The noose found in the aisle of the home improvement store was just laying there on the floor doing nothing, especially nothing hateful. The customer who tied the noose even came forward saying that they had been in the store shopping for ropes for work to build a canopy that was to be decorated with various "rope knots." The customer tied the knot but left it in the aisle and continued shopping.
Sometime later, two snowflake sisters found the noose and actually began screaming, according to Delaware Online.
The manager asked another employee to help the women since he was assisting another customer, but ran over when they began screaming his name. The manager told Delaware Online that the women cursed at him when he tried to assist them and blamed Trump for the noose.
The sisters, both liberals who are afraid to shop alone, ran home to their safe space and posted a photo of the noose online and a video of them playing the autoharp and singing "We Shall Overcome."
“The person who put it in the aisle did not know that these two people would see it," Bratz said. "It was not directed to anyone.” Especially not those two idiots.
Days later, a store manager reported to police that he had been threatened over the phone by two women and a man. The manager said the people called him a racist and cursed at him, according to Delaware Online.
Bratz said the morons who made the threatening phone calls “absolutely” could be charged with harassment.
The sisters who found the noose previously said they would lead a demonstration outside the store because they are both unemployed and hope to meet two like-minded dolts who they can go with to future demonstrations to vent their invented outrage.
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