NY's farting cow now bans hot dogs and processed meats

Isn't it wonderful being a New Yorker where you are coddled and cared for so much that all your tough decisions are made for you? "Don't eat that, eat this." "Don't build that glass building, it isn't as energy efficient as we want it to be."

Now the Communist Mayor Bill de Blasio, [that isn't even his real name] wants to ban hot dogs and processed meats to somehow improve climate. He has yet to explain how that's related to global warming but being a socialist means never having to say you have facts on your side.

New York City is the first liberal city in the United States to eliminate processed meats and before long, they're going to eliminate free speech.

I wonder how this is going to effect Nathan's Famous in Coney Island and the annual hot dog eating contest sponsored by them.

De Blasio approved a ridiculous $14 billion Green New Deal on Monday, April 22, to combat climate change by spreading socialism and killing cows. The plan will cut purchases of red meat by 50 percent in its city-controlled facilities such as hospitals, schools, and correctional facilities, where progressives want mass murderers the right to vote. The new commitment builds off of Meatless Mondays that was adopted by all NYC schools in 2017.

The mayor is also considering banning all ice cream, Little Debby Snacks, Hostess Cream-filled Cup Cakes, donuts, Slim Jims, all candies, oatmeal cookies made with butter, butter, full-fat milk, cream, jelly on peanut butter sandwiches and joy.

“It is a difficult plan. It is a necessary plan.... Estimates that tell us that we have only 12 years to get it right. Let’s be clear, we have until 2030 to change things fundamentally, or our lives won’t be the same,” de Blasio said in an Earth Day and Lesbian, Gay, Transgender  Dance Festival event yesterday.

By 2030, New York City's Green New Deal will reduce greenhouse emissions by 30 percent while also creating new jobs after eliminating the ones that already exist. Additionally, all buildings of 25,000 square feet or more, of which there are 50,000 citywide, will be required to make efficiency upgrades that lower their energy usage and emissions or they will face steep penalties.

Failure to comply with Comrade de Blasio will result in banishment to the nearest gulag.


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