Alyssa Milano: "If I can light my flatulence, why can't Joe sniff girls' hair?"

This is meant as satire, but it has a structure of truth behind it.

Former relevant actress and #MeToo activist Alyssa Milano defended Creepy Joe Biden on Make Socialism New But Cool (MSNBC) television Monday. She said the touchy-feely Democrat's interaction with women, girls and tots, was no big deal saying, "If I can sit in my living room, drink a brewski or three and light off a few farts, what's so bad about him smelling my hair?

"Joe can do it anytime he wants."

The gorgeous actress made the excuse that it was all about a "cultural difference," and Joe's culture is different than that of most Americans.

Milano told the fools at MSNBC that she spoke privately with Joe about his touching and stroking while listening to Kenny G's melodious horn. She said that Biden "said to me, 'I'm willing to learn, I'm willing to listen. I didn't realize that I'm too affectionate," Milano said he said.

And boy oh boy, when Joe gets affectionate, things get spicy.

Milano directly addressed the accusations from former state Senator Lucy Flores (D-NV), who said Biden grabbed her shoulders, smelled her hair, and kissed the back of her head during a 2014 encounter.

Apparently this interaction was nothing more than an expression of Biden’s “culture differences,” the "Charmed" actress said in defense of Democrat men who touch women who didn't give him permission like the left says is an absolute necessity--especially for Republicans.

"For me, the thing that set this story — the Ms. Flores story — apart from all the other stories: To Joe, this is a culture difference, because culturally he was raised in a family that was super affectionate,” Milano said, without really knowing the veracity of her claim.

For good measure and to further push her point in defense of Biden’s actions, Milano offered an example of herself, a self-described “affectionate” person, crossing the line on set with the “prop guy.”

“I’m a very affectionate person, as well,” she explained. “I walked onto set a few weeks ago and I kissed my prop guy on the arm, rubbed his shoulder, blew in his ear, and surreptitiously unzipped his fly. Then I had this moment of like, maybe that made him uncomfortable.”

“That would have never crossed my mind before MeToo,” she added. “So I think we all have to look at our interactions and proceed cautiously.”


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