BREAKING: 15 things we now know of the Mueller report

Well, the long-awaited Mueller Russia probe report is finally in after almost two very long years of waiting. What we know:

1.   Adam is full of Schiff

2.   There are no recommendations for any further indictments

3.   The Democrats are going to try and spin this to fit their agenda

4.   Maxine Waters will not apologize

5.   President Trump will gloat and say "tremendous" a lot.

6.   Rod Rosenstein received the report from Mueller.

7.   Both Barr and Rosenstein have seen the report.

8.   It was dumped on a Friday to avoid a big news story. 

9.   Trump will gloat even more than the aforementioned gloating.

10. Sarah Sanders tweeted:

"The next steps are up to Attorney General Barr, and we look forward to the process taking its course. The White House has not received or been briefed on the Special Counsel's report."

11. Rudy Giuliani and Jay Sekulow, both are counselors to Trump, also released a joint statement:

“We’re pleased that the Office of Special Counsel has delivered its report to the attorney general pursuant to the regulations," the statement said. "Attorney General Barr will determine the appropriate next steps.”

12. Neither Giuliani nor Sekulow know how to tweet.
13. News outlets are reporting on this in spite of knowing nothing.
14. Robert Mueller is no longer employed.
15. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is not mentioned in the report at all.


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