Detroit School Board may rename Ben Carson High because he's 'too damn smart'

The Detroit School Board voted on Wednesday to open consideration as to whether a few DPS schools should change their "offensive" names. One such school made the news: Benjamin Carson High School of Science and Medicine. They don't like the name because it was named after a Republican in the Trump administration who is black, religious and a hell of a lot more intelligent than anyone on the Detroit School Board.

Dr. Carson, the first surgeon on the planet to successfully separate twins joined at the head, makes the members of the board angry. "He shoulda been a damn Democrat," Fenwick Odourbun said. "Instead, that damn Trump puts him in charge of Housing and Urban Development."

The board will seek input over the next several months whether or not to change Carson High.

Other schools under consideration due to their "offensive" names are:

Albert Einstein High School, Ann Frank Vocational School, Dwight D. Eisenhower School of Automotives, Melania Trump Modeling School, and Abraham Lincoln School of Aeronautics.

Replacement names under consideration are:

Louis Farrakhan School of Jewish Studies, Al Sharpton Elementary School, Nancy Pelosi School of Communications, Bette Midler School of Political Correctness, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez School of Science and Economics.

Hopefully, Detroit will have this resolved soon.

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