Hillary's hoping for the deplorable vote in 2020

She's serious--no, seriously, she isn't pulling our chains. Former first lady, former senator, former secretary of state and two-time loser in presidential elections, Hillary Rotten Clinton is leaving the proverbial door open for another run at become "THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAAAAA!!!

The first time she ran, the country decided they would rather have a guy who never ran a business or held a real job other than a first-term senator and "community organizer" [aka: socialist] in the White House than her.

The second time she ran, she lost to a reality TV star, former real estate developer, and a crass, super narcissistic guy with zero political creds.

In spite of her miserable failures, proving that she is perhaps the worst possible candidate one can imagine, she might want to try for the "three's a charm" notion. She might, however, be up against tough competition from Spartacus, Harris, Beto, Oprah, Baldwin, Cuban and Kid Rock.

Over the weekend, Hillary was asked by Recode's Kara Swisher during a Q&A, Do you want to run again?" She answered, "No, no," then added, "I'd like to be president."

Sounds like she doesn't want to run for president--she wants to be anointed president.

Then the "third time a charm" hopeful couldn't curb her ambition saying "there's going to be so much work to be done" if a Democrat can win in 2020. "The work would be work that I feel very well prepared for having been in the Senate for eight years, having been a diplomat in the State Department," she said, leaving out how she failed miserably in the latter, allowing four Americans to die in Benghazi.

"I'm not even going to even think about it until we get through this November 6th election about what's going to happen after that," she witch said.

But like all politicians, she refused to say if she's in or not. "I'm not even going to even think about it until we get through this November 6th election about what's going to happen after that," Bill Clinton's wife said.

Hillary lost to Trump with an Electoral College landslide 304-227 going to the "Orange Team." But like a puss pimple on a posterior, she didn't go away and blamed everybody but herself for her suck-worthy loss. She even wrote a book [or likely had someone write it for her] titled "What Happened." 

She can't even guess.

One of Clinton's detestable longtime aides, Philippe Reines, told Politico earlier this month that there is a "not zero" chance that she'll run, proving what a human puss pimple sounds like who's trying to sound cool

There is a possibility that the Democratic Party will keep pushing Hillary for president until she's no longer able to toilet herself.

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