One-legged American loser wants others to fight his fight for him and Allah

Lou Zerr

A one-legged American ISIS jihadist with bad teeth, halitosis a glass eye and one testicle who identifies as a female snake charmer was featured in a new Islamic State video calling on the crippled, crazy and blind, as well as able-bodied suicidal lunatics to conduct knife or gun attacks against normal people.

The bearded jihadist is called by his nom de guerre or fightin' name, Abu Salih Al- Amriki, or the American. I say we call him Lou Zerr. 

The video is called "Inside the Khilafah" and was released by ISIS' official al-Hayat Media Center in English and Arabic. In the video, Lou Zerr calls for wannabe terrorists to take advantage of gun availability in the United States, but forgets to mention that gun availability goes both ways.

He starts off by telling other wounded losers with "one leg or no legs" that they have "no excuse" to not strike the kuffar, or people who don't believe in the same religion the same way he does.

"To the brothers with limbs and no limbs, I challenge you to a race toward the gates of Jannah [their version of heaven where guys get 72 women virgins with big brown eyes and huge breasts, boys with blue tinged skin for the guy who has everything, and rivers of wine because it's allowed there]," the one-legged, glass eyed, single testicle Lou Zerr said.

He also claims that the ISIS flag will be raised above the White House [possibly by the Democrats, if they get their way]. "Yes, America, you will be overcome from where you least expect it," he adds brilliantly.

His message to President Trump:

"You entered into the White House on the back of your crusader rhetoric which the fake media has pressured you to tone down. Your fangs and hatred toward Islam has already been revealed, o dog of Rome . . . your war against Islam has only made your homeland more vulnerable and your society cracking into chaos."

So it's Trump's hatred toward Islam that's causing the problem, not the other way around. Hmmm. . . and calling Trump a 'dog of Rome' makes Lou Zerr sound like Kim Jong Un's comedy writer. I suppose he thinks the West has started the war against the poor Muslims in the world who say they will dominate us.

Then Lou's message gets serious, although he obviously knows nothing about the price of blood as he tells his one-legged, one-arm, one-testicle buddies to "get a knife and slice the throats of the kuffar so that they know that the blood of the Muslims is not cheap." [I hear they're having a sale in Raqqa--it's going for $10 a pint].

"Take advantage of the fact that you can easily obtain a rifle or pistol in America," Lou Zerr adds. "Spray the kuffar with bullets so that their fear of the Muslim rises and that they continue to reveal their hatred toward Islam."

Gee, if they're doing it in the name of Islam, isn't our hatred of it a self-fulfilling prophesy? What a schmuck this guy is.

Not long ago, ISIS vowed to behead "pharaoh" President Trump, but they thought Kathy Griffin beat them to it, so they blew the opportunity.

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