Friday, October 27, 2017

Trump assures public that he's smart

President Trump blamed the media for making him look like a mouth-breather, and he proudly boasted that he is a smart guy from an Ivy League school adding, "But what good is ivy on a building? It makes a mess. It's bad for the brick work. Ivy. Chee!"

He went on: "You know people don't understand, I went to an Ivy League college," he told fake news reporters at the White House as he was about to board Marine One.

"I was a nice student. I did very well. I'm a very intelligent person," he said, using only one 'very,' which raised a sense of skepticism among the journalists.

Trump earned a bachelor's degree in business from the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School where he won a Perfect Attendance Award, although he was not 'nice' in English.

Trump said it was the reporters who make him look "more uncivil than I am."

"I think the press creates a different image of Donald Trump than the real person," Donald Trump said, using third person correctly while alluding to the recent conversation he had with the Gold Star widow of a fallen soldier killed in Niger by Muslim terrorists.

The President also called Sen. Bob Corker "liddle' Bob" and a "lightweight." He also called him a loser and said he "couldn't get elected dogcatcher."

Corker vehemently disagreed Trump's claim saying that he could easily be elected dogcatcher but they aren't elected officials.


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