ISIS fighters killed by pigs--really

(Photo: Petras Malukas/Getty Images)

Northern Iraq -- It doesn't get more haram than eating pork if you're a Muslim, but getting killed by pigs has to be even worse karma. That's what happened to three ISIS crap weasels in southern Kirkuk province--they were trampled by wild pigs. (Can I get a big "LOL"?)

Five other ISIS jihadists were reportedly injured in the porky pig murder fest.

The terrorist group had been attempting ambushes against local tribesmen but never thought that pigs would hog the spotlight and win the day.

The ISIS group (aka "The Fightin' Flatulents") were out standing in a field 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk when something riled the wild boars sending them in a frenzy in the direction of the FF's. 

As the jihadis ran for their miserable lives in an attempt to save their own bacon, the pigs sizzled with anger as they trampled them to death.

According to Al-Sumaria News: "Daesh (Islamic State) militants took revenge at the pigs that attacked the farmland," but that may have meant they simply carried out a sexual assault on the animals.


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