Hillary almost hits the ground but still running

The Clinton campaign released a "comprehensive update" on Hillary's medical information (LOL) and claimed that the illness responsible for her apparent fainting episode at the 9/11 commemoration ceremony is a mild and non-contagious bacterial pneumonia. 

Instead of taking the former Worst Lady to the hospital, as anyone with an IQ above room temperature would do, they instead took her to her daughter Chelsea's luxurious Manhattan apartment.

"She is recovering well with antibiotics and rest," Dr. Lisa Bardack Clinton's physician said. She also claimed that Clinton is "healthy and fit to serve," just not to campaign.

When Hillary emerged from Chelsea's apartment she met a "random" girl on the street and had a "random" photo op to show the American public that she is not a robot. Not. A. Robot.

Clinton has been experiencing yellow phlegm-hocking coughing bouts in recent weeks, stumbling on Sunday during the 9/11 event and had to be lifted off her feet and carried into a van, stumbling on airline gangways and strange head-tossing resembling a bobblehead doll in a Ford with bad suspension.

So while she is allegedly "fit to serve," she is unfit at this time to campaign and will need time to convalesce. 

Dr. Bardack said she detected a "small" sign of pneumonia in the right middle-lobe of Hillary's lung in an examination last week, but Hillary lied when she claimed it was an "allergy" adding that the allergy was to Donald Trump.

Clinton is also prescribed thyroid medication and Coumadin, a blood thinner which had been previously known but not talked about very much.

Currently, the sickly Clinton is prescribed Clarinex and Levaquin for the bacterial infections associated with pneumonia. So it's entirely possible that this time, perhaps for the very first time, Hillary Clinton's campaign is telling the truth--at least in part.

Christiane Amanpour of CNN said that anyone who even remotely insinuates that Hillary Clinton has medical problems is a sexist. 

The report apparently showed all of Clinton's other health indicators in the normal range, including her blood pressure, cholesterol levels and heart rate. It did not include a psychological workup thus there were no Axis II personality disorders included. 

However, Bardack said she found Clinton to be in "excellent mental condition," but she is not a psychiatrist.

Donald Trump shared a summary of his latest physical condition with doctor Mehmet Oz on the Dr. Oz Show, set to air Thursday. 

I can't wait.

In an interesting piece in the Washington Post, Dr. Oz is portrayed as a rather controversial physician and it's not very surprising that Donald Trump would choose him to make his case about his incredible health.

Anyway, Hillary is scheduled to hit the campaign trail again on Thursday. Keep an eye on her-she might be hitting the trail the hard way. 




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