Paw Bernie, Donald won't take the bait

Bernie Sandinista  Sanders is calling out Donald Trump for withdrawing his previous offer to debate him. Hillary won't debate him and now Donald won't debate him. He must feel like a real looooser.

Trump has already won the Republican nomination for the presidency and Sanders has already lost it for the Democratic nomination. But Bernie is like that strange, annoying rash that just refuses to go away.

Bernie has referred to Trump as "tough guy" trying to goad him into getting a TV gig for the two of them, but Donald isn't taking the bait. He told HBO's foul-mouth progressive, Bill Maher on "Real Time with Bill Maher" that he'd love to debate Donald before the June 7th primary and asked him to reconsider.

But it's like the masochist and the sadist where the masochist says, "Beat me. Beat me hard." And the sadists answers, "No."

Bernie pouted to Maher, "First he said he would do it, then he said he wouldn't. Then he said he would, then he said he wouldn't do it."

I think that shows Trump's 'down-home' genius.

"So I would hope that if he changed his mind faw times in two days, changing the fifth time (would be possible). You know, Trump claims to be a real tough guy, pushes people around. Hey Donald, come on up and let's debate about the fewcha of America."

If Sanders had his way by winning the presidency, America would have the same 'fewcha' as Venezuela.


In response to the Bernie begging, Trump said, "Now that I am the presumptive Republican nominee, it seems inappropriate that I would debate the second-place finisher [read: looooser]. As much as I want to debate Bernie Sanders--and it would be an easy payday--I will wait to debate the first place finisher in the Democratic Party, probably Crooked Hillary Clinton, or whoever it may be."

Crooked Hillary is only 73 delegates shy of the 2,383 needed to clinch the series. There are 913 still at stake with California having 475.

Sanders only has 1,542 delegates but almost the same number of states as Crooked Hillary. 

Who knew there were so many naive socialists in the USA?

So while Clinton wants to the first  uterus-endowed person to become president, Sanders wants to be the first Jewish socialist president, although he doesn't talk about his religion and gives Israel "the finger" every chance he gets.


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