Hillary chooses Trump as VP

In a dramatic move unheard of in modern politics, Hillary Rodham Clinton, former First Lady, former New York State Senator, and former Secretary of State under Barack Obama, has said that when she is crowned the Democratic nominee for president of the United States, she will choose Donald J. Trump as her running mate.

Mr. Trump, not to be outdone, said that he would not only select Hillary to be his running mate, he would also make her his Foreign Affairs affair expert, as she has "tremendous experience" dealing with marital affairs.

Bernie Sanders, after hearing Hillary's offer, was livid and had to take his pills earlier than usual. Sanders told MSNBC, "Of cawse Hillary's going to get nominated. It's a rigged deal with Wall Shhtreet and the big banks. Oy, I'm getting dizzy already. I need ice, get me ice."

Many socialists are betting that if Bernie is elected, he will live to see the end of his first term, while the GOP said that if he is elected, there will be nothing left to live for in the first place.

"Pull my finger"

Corey Lewandowski, Trump's campaign manager and 'muscle' is not happy about Donald playing second fiddle to "an old fart like Hillary."

Both Trump and Clinton are only months apart in age, but Trump doesn't holler when speaking and Hillary doesn't stop.

If a Clinton-Trump team gets the White House, the Donald plans to change the name of the "Blue Room" to the "Blue Chip Room," and will reinvent it into a casino.

Bill Clinton, who might be the "First Dude," plans to change the name of the "Oval Office" to the "Oral Office."



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