Short-time sentence for ISIS operative

American-style punishment

An ISIS operative was captured in Iraq by U.S. Special Operations. He begged his captors to send him to Gitmo where he can play soccer, get his own glove-handled Koran (autographed by Louis Farrakhan) cable TV and be released within a few weeks at most (sooner if they have a traitor they can trade).

Col. Pat Ryder the U.S. Central Command spokesbot said that the jihadist will only be detained "short term." Only Allah knows why.

The good Colonel refused to say how long "short term" means, or whether any decent intelligence could be acquired during his stay at the Gitmo resort, but he promised the government will treat him well, and ensure that none of his civil rights would be violated.

ISIS-style punishment

The Islamic State mujahideen whose may or may not be a high ranking terrorist, was seized in a recent raid in Iraq. The operation was reported by CNN, and the leftist rag, New York Times described the scumcrumpet as a "significant" member of the terror group and avowed Democrat.

The captive's first words when captured were in Arabic and roughly translated were: "I want my lawyer."

A Harvard lawyer was immediately provided who demanded a full disclosure as to whether the Koran provided the guest was touched by an ungloved infidel hand.


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