Assad Supports Putin

Kids get kicked out of school for this

It looks like Syrian dictator, Assad, is shoulder-to-shoulder with Vladimir Putin, expressing his solidarity with the Russian dictator, and speaking on behalf of himself and the Syrians still un-killed in his country. He framed Putin's efforts as a way to "restore security and stability in the friendly country of Ukraine." And once the Ukrainians who still want to continue living in their sovereign nation have been eliminated from the equation, there will be peace and friendliness.

The weak-chinned "Ass-man," as his countrymen so lovingly refer to him, said that Putin's actions in Ukraine are legitimate, much like his own when gassing his detractors. He stressed that Ukrainians have the right to decide their destiny, even if they have a benevolent Russian leader help them make that decision, much like Obama and Obamacare, and called Putin's leadership a "wise policy," and one that funnels money his way in order to maintain peace in Syria using the science of chemistry to help that cause.

Meanwhile, President Obama is in Key Largo, Florida where he can be most ineffective during this crisis. I believe we should support him in this effortlessness.

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