Chemical Kerry

John Kerry is talking with Netanyahu about stripping Syria of their chemical weapons. Kerry threatened Assad again today, telling him that he better be serious about giving up his cw's or we will make him pay for it with an incredibly small military strike on his pet camel. But seriously, it's highly likely Assad will only pretend to comply and only give up a fraction of what he has squirrelled away.In any case, we are demanding a complete list of all cw's he has and their locations. It is imperative that they use a Number 2 pencil, no erasures, and clearly printed or Obama is going to move forward with a strike, with or without the approval of Congress.

The Syrian rebels, whoever they are, are upset with us. They don't trust Putin, for some strange reason, and they suspect that no good will come of this deal being brokered by Russia. These rebels have a good point--Putin, a former KGB operative, has likely been responsible for the untimely deaths of those who opposed him, and he has been known to fib whenever it is to his advantage. But when it comes to games of strategy, he makes Obama look like a dude just off the boat from Kenya.

If you listen to Obama speak, and then simply add the sentence-ender with "when chickens fly," you will be making his statements true. Nothing he says seems to be true or accurate. If he really believes that Assad is going to give up his chemical weapons, then I have a bridge in Brooklyn that might interest him to buy.

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