Friday, November 1, 2024

Khamenei orders another attack on Israel: report



Warning: Not everything below is absolute fact, but hey, it's me. 

The White House has warned Iran not to respond to Israel's response to their attack with a wag of the finger and the overpowering word: "Don't."

Be that as it may, Iran's supreme leader for life [with a timeline of hit or miss] has told their Supreme National Security Council to get ready for another assault on the, you know, Jews, as reported by the former newspaper, The New York Times on Thursday.

The Times' report cited three Iranian officials saying Ayatollah Ali Khamenei reviewed a report from his senior military commanders regarding the extent of damage caused by those, you know, Jews, and decided on Monday to strike back lest he lose his credibility with his fellow Jew haters. Israel's strike hit their missile production capabilities, air defense systems which were soon exploited by the IDF, and critical energy infrastructure as well as a main port.

Khamenei, who dressed as a rabbi for Halloween, reportedly told his band of terrorists that the scope of Israel's October 26 spanking of their military capabilities was “too large to ignore.”

The sources said that military commanders were readying a list of dozens of targets inside Israel, but they would likely attack after the U.S. Presidential election on November 5, due to the concern in Tehran that additional tensions in the region could cause former President Donald Trump to win the election, because they know Harris is not capable of dealing with real problems and they would rather see her in office.

Earlier Thursday, two sources in Jerusalem told Axios, a left-leaning company, that Israeli intelligence suggests the Islamic Republic was preparing to attack the Jewish state from Iraq within the coming days.

The sources said the attack was expected to be carried out “using a large number of drones and ballistic missiles” because they have given up on the claim that they love death more than we love life.

On Thursday night, the Israel Defense Forces announced that aerial defense systems intercepted two drones that approached the country’s territory “from the east,” a phrase the military uses to refer to Iraq.

White House spokesperson Karine Jean-Pierre warned the Islamic Republic on Wednesday not to respond to Israel’s Oct. 26 airstrikes, with the stern conjunction, "don't." 

Should Tehran choose to do so, “The United States will be standing by to assist Israel in its defense,” she added. Her remarks echoed those of U.S. State Department spokesman Matthew Miller, who is not gay, stressed on Wednesday that Iran “should not respond.”

Israeli officials said that "it would be a mitzvah [good deed] if Iran just let bygones be bygones."

Khamenei orders another attack on Israel: report

Warning: Not everything below is absolute fact, but hey, it's me.  The White House has warned Iran not to respond to Israel's respon...