Iran is our Biggest Threat, Obama is our Biggest Loser

After seeing our response to Iran's plot to kill the Saudi Ambassador in Washington DC, how should we classify our president? Is he a tabby or a siamese? A calico or a balinese? What kind of pussycat is he? Personally, I go for American shorthair.

Not his bar mitzvah photo

We are quick to deploy troops to Uganda. Fast to send drones to Afghanistan. But the real threat in the world today is Iran. When they finally develop a nuclear weapon, it will only be a matter of time before they use it, first against Israel, then against us.  It's kind of an Islamic mafia thing--it isn't so much that they're angry at us, it's just business--Islamic business. They are commanded by Allah (who is really Muhammad without the drag) to destroy the infidel, the nonbelievers, and particularly the Jews. This has been going on for fourteen hundred years, and it doesn't seem like it's going to stop until the whole world is saying Allahu Akbar with butts to heaven and heads toward hell.

Obama has claimed that one of the reasons we are sending troops into Uganda is for security purposes. I find that a hard stretch--what will the Ugandese do to our national security--threaten us with intercontinental ballistic blow guns?  Lord's Resistance Army doesn't seem to pose the same kind of threat that Iran poses. There is more of a threat from the unwashed hoardes on Occupy Wall Street than there is coming from Uganda, and Obama actually supports the latter socialist movement because, well, he's a socialist.  George Soros is even more dangerous than Uganda.  Actually, Soros is more dangerous than most nations when you think about it.


So let us keep a sharp watch on Iran--they are like the proverbial banana peel and we are the unsuspecting peripatetic oblivious. We cannot afford to slip up where they`re concerned.


And let`s see if we can get Occupy Wall Street to shower. No justice, no soap.

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