Uh-Oh: Mark Kelly Just Entered the ‘Find Out’ Stage, and It’s Glorious

The Shahada Finger

Well, look who’s suddenly very interested in flashing his fruit salad.

Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ), the same guy who spent the last week cosplaying as a brave constitutional defender while openly urging active-duty troops to disobey lawful orders, just got a rather pointed love letter from the newly renamed Department of War. And in classic Democrat fashion, his response was to post a photo of every ribbon, badge, and medal he ever earned, as if that’s going to scare off the Uniform Code of Military Justice. 

Kelly took to X with all the bravado of a man who thinks a shiny pile of cloth and metal makes him bulletproof:

"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies who care more about their own power than protecting the Constitution."

Aww. Someone cue the violin.

Here’s the thing, Captain Kelly (Ret.): the Department of War isn't impressed with your trophy wall. They just announced they’re investigating you for “serious allegations of misconduct” after that little video you filmed with your Democrat friends telling troops and intel officials to ignore "illegal orders" (you know, the ones you personally dislike).

The DOW's statement was deliciously blunt:

"The Department of War has received serious allegations of misconduct against Captain Mark Kelly, USN (Ret.). … In accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, 10 U.S.C. § 688, and other applicable regulations, a thorough review of these allegations has been initiated to determine further actions, which may include recall to active duty for court-martial proceedings or administrative measures."

Translation: They can yank your retired butt back onto active duty and court-martial you. And yes, retired officers are still 100% subject to the UCMJ. 

The statement even threw in a gentle reminder for the slow learners in the back:

"All service-members are reminded that they have a legal obligation under the UCMJ to obey lawful orders and that orders are presumed to be lawful. A service-member’s personal philosophy does not justify or excuse the disobedience of an otherwise lawful order."

In other words, you don't get to play "I'm the real patriot here" and tell troops to mutiny because you don't like the new sheriff in town.

But Kelly and his band of merry scumwafers (Slotkin, Crow, Houlahan, etc.) thought they could grandstand for the cameras, accuse the administration of "pitting our uniformed military … against American citizens," and walk away unscathed.

They were wrong.

Vice President JD Vance already called their little stunt "by definition illegal." Now the grown-ups in the room are following through.

And Kelly is still out there thumping his chest like this is all just political theater. Just last week he went on CNN and whined:

"I think it's important to say that there is nothing more American than standing up for the Constitution, that's what we were doing. President didn't like it, so now he calls for us to be hanged."

Buddy, nobody's hanging you. They're just reminding you that sedition-curious behavior has consequences when you still wear the uniform (even if it's only on paper). This whole episode has been a masterclass in Democrat hubris. They thought they could LARP as the #Resistance 2.0, incite disobedience in the ranks, and the military would just shrug. 

Instead, Mark Kelly might have just lit his own decorated career on fire for a viral video and some applause from the blue-check crowd.

Congratulations, Senator. You played stupid games, now it's time to FO.

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