Here's how the Mossad martyrd billionaire Hamasshole in Tehran

Question: Where did Ismail Haniyeh go when he died?

Answer: Everywhere.

Now we know just how Hamas' political chief and multi-billionaire Ismail Haniyeh was blown to smithereens in Tehran, Iran on Tuesday night. Initially, it was reported that the scumbag was killed by an Israeli airstrike, but that wasn't what caused the anti-Semite to go all to pieces. 

Mossad planted explosives under his bed and sent him to his 72 goats before he even knew why his ass was flying high above his disconnected head.

In other words, Israel was able to discover which room Haniyeh used during his stays there, slip a remotely detonated bomb under his MyPillow mattress, find out when he was going to be in Tehran and badahbah badahbing! 

Instant martyr.

And while Haniyeh was depicted by the liberal media as the "moderate" face of Hamas, in order to appease Reps. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI and Gaza), Ilhan Omar (D-MI and Somalia), Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY and the Communist Party), who themselves tend to side with the terrorist sympathizers, the truth is, the guy was a pile of dog poop. Of course, the media and the congress cretins would never come out and say they're all for anyone who hates the Jews. Instead, they say they're on the side of "the oppressed."

Haniyeh was about three billion dollars oppressed, money that he got that was slated for the Arabs in Gaza, much of which was sent by a demented president of some country that will go unnamed.

He has been on the State Department's Specially Designated Global Terrorists list since 2018 [aka pre-Biden administration] for his "close links with Hamas’ military wing" and for his support of "armed struggle, including against civilians." 

The State Department report also said, "He has reportedly been involved in terrorist attacks against Israeli citizens." Even the International Criminal Court, often useless in the extreme, sought an arrest warrant for Haniyeh earlier this year for "war crimes and crimes against humanity including murder, rape, torture and taking hostages," involving the Hamas Oct. 7 terror invasion of Israel.

So don't cry for him Argentina--he got what he gave, in spades, and Iran is praising him as a martyr. His seventh wife is said to be a little sad in his blasting.

Israel made no comment on the assassination, but Iran vowed to strike the Jewish State because today is a day that ends in "y."

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