Monday, July 29, 2024

Chuck Schumer secretly working for Trump?


Senate Majority Leader Charles "Nostrils" Schumer (D-NY) suggested that former President Donald J. Trump (R) should increase his chances of beating the Democratic opponent in the presidential race, Kamala Hahaharris, by getting rid of his "incredibly bad choice" as a running mate, Sen. JD. Vance (R-OH).

Schumer appeared on CBS's "Face the Nation" where he attempted to convince viewers and President Trump about Vance's poor electability on the GOP ticket.

In a feeble attempt to convince Trump that he wanted to help him, Schumer suggested he get rid of Vance, a man whose autobiography "Hillbilly Elegy," was made into a movie, and made JD famous.

"It’s an incredibly bad choice," Schumer whined. "I think Donald Trump, I know him, and he's probably sitting and watching the TV, and every day, Vance, it comes out Vance has done something more extreme, more weird, more erratic. Vance seems to be more erratic and more extreme than President Trump."

"And I'll bet President Trump is sitting there scratching his head and wondering, ‘Why did I pick this guy?’ The choice may be one of the best things he ever did for Democrats," Schumer honked, as his hands shook and his nostrils flailed. 

Schumer then added, "the president has about 10 days – 10 days before the Ohio ballot is locked in."

And gosh darn it, he just might destroy Kamala at the polls. It's so nice to hear how Schumer is trying to give good campaign advice to his best buddy, Donald.

"And he has a choice: does he keep Vance on the ticket?" Schumer said. "He already has a whole lot of baggage, he's probably going to be more baggage over the weeks because we'll hear more things about him, or does he pick someone new? What's his choice?"

If it isn't obvious to you that Schumer is running scared, you might be interested in buying this elixir I'm selling by the bottle.

The left has gone after Vance in recent days over a 2021 interview in which the Ohio senator appeared to disparage "childless cat ladies" in the Democratic Party. 

"We are effectively run in this country, via the Democrats, via our corporate oligarchs, by a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made, and so they wanna make the rest of the country miserable, too," Vance said in 2021, specifically calling out Harris and Rep. Alexandria Obviously-Commie, (Socialist-NY) as being part of that group.

She really said that

Trump 2024 senior campaign adviser Chris LaCivita appeared on Fox News' "The Brian Kilmeade Show" where he said that Vance's words is being "blatantly taken out of context." He added that the Trump-Vance campaign is not against "childless women" as the liberal media is saying.

After all, if the Democrats were willing to say that Vance once had sexual relations with a sofa, you can imagine whatever else they're willing to accuse him of.

In a video shared weeks ago, Harris said through he three face holes that Vance would be "loyal only to Trump, not to our country" and a "rubber stamp for [Trump's] extreme agenda."

Really? 

Vance, a Marine Corps veteran who served in Iraq, fired back during a campaign rally with Trump in Minnesota Saturday.

"Now, I saw the other day Kamala Harris questioned my loyalty to this country. That's the word she used, loyalty. And it's an interesting word. Semper Fi, because there is no greater sign of disloyalty to this country than what Kamala Harris has done at our southern border," Vance said. "And I'd like to ask the vice president, what has she done to question my loyalty to this country?" [H/T Fox News.]

"I served in the United States Marine Corps. I went to Iraq for this country. I built a business for this country. And my running mate took a bullet for this country. So my question to Kamala Harris is, what the hell have you done to question our loyalty to the United States of America?" Vance added. "And the answer, my friends, is nothing."

Boom!

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