Wednesday, July 31, 2024

BREAKING: Hamas head Ismail Haniyeh reportedly assassinated


Tehran -- Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps announced Wednesday that Hamasshole leader Ismail Haniyeh was assassinated. Nobody is claiming responsibility but it goes to show that money can't buy everything.

Of course Israel was blamed for the mitzvah of killing this cockroach as they pledged to kill him and other Hamas leaders over the horrific terror group's October 7 attack, the Associated Press posited. This attack, as you're probably aware by now, killed around 1,200 Israelis and 253 were kidnapped, where many died in captivity at the hands of the Arabs in Gaza.

Haniyeh was in Tehran for Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian's swearing-in on Tuesday.

Iran didn't provide any further detail as to how the scumbag met his 72 virgin goats but, like the US Secret Service says, the incident is still under investigation.



Analysts on Iranian state television immediately cast blame on Israel for the assassination and who knows, maybe they're correct. Mazel tov.

Israel did not immediately comment, but it usually does not make public comments on assassinations carried out by their Mossad intelligence agency.

Wherever these terrorist leaders go, Israel will find them. They cannot get away with slaughtering innocent people.

Am Yisrael Chai!

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