Border Patrol on Biden's visit: "Call a lid, hit beach, take nap"

In this photo, it's hard to see the strings attached to Biden's arms and the handler pulling them 

The Border Patrol union tweeted on X in a mock itinerary of the President's day in his visit to the southern border: "Board AF1, take nap. Wake up in place called Brownsville." A photo of Biden in a beach chair was included in the tweet along with,  "Read large teleprompter message, ‘It's all Trump's fault.’ Board AF1, ask who people in green uniforms were, told they ‘strap’ illegal aliens, express horror, take nap. Wake up, call a lid, hit beach, take nap."

In his barely coherent mush-mouth mumbling, Biden complained about the bipartisan immigration bill failing to pass in the Senate, and you'll never guess who he blamed for using it as a political issue [hint: he has orange hair]. Many Republicans are opposed to the bill because they believe that it doesn't go far enough in securing our southern border.

"The majority of Democrats and Republicans in both houses support this legislation," Biden read on a cheat sheet in Brownsville, "until someone came along and said don't do that that'll benefit the incumbent. That's a hell of a way to do business in America for such a serious problem."

But Biden does more business in China than he does in America so that shouldn't bother him much.

Our alleged president now faces a significant increase in scrutiny over how he allowed the border to resemble a sieve as illegal migrants came into the country literally by the millions since Biden may have been elected. 

Just this past December, there was over 300,000 border encounters, giving Biden an all-time record of constitutional misconduct. So instead of crapping his skivvies in front of the Pope, he's doing it in front of the American public as he hopes to win a second term and sees this as a serious problem. If he does get re-elected [heaven forbid] I hope his beach chair holds out after the four-year workout it underwent.

Not so coincidentally, former President Trump as also at the border in Eagle Pass, Texas on Thursday. He correctly pointed out that the border is "being overrun by the Biden migrant crime," and made reference to the young woman, Laken Riley, a Georgia nursing student [with honors] who was allegedly murdered by an illegal Venezuelan national last week.

"The parents are devastated and they’re incredible people," Trump said. "This is a Joe Biden invasion. A Biden invasion. I call him crooked Joe… the most incompetent president we've ever had."

Now to be totally accurate, it isn't a Joe Biden invasion, but his policies have created this mess. And don't believe the "malarkey" you may hear about the low migrant crime rate. First of all, it doesn't matter how low it is--some of the illegal migrants are criminals, some are terrorists and most of them are not seeking asylum--they want jobs. Secondly, it's unconstitutional not to secure our border and that's a good enough reason to impeach Biden.

Biden has tried to blame Trump for the border crisis. If little purple people eaters came down to Earth, Biden, or more likely his handlers, would find a spin on the situation where they can blame Trump for that too.

The truth is, Biden undid everything Trump put in place in his administration, and illegal crossings dropped faster than Hunter drops "parmesan cheese."

On his first day in office, before the dementia hit full-force on the following day, Biden introduced a bill that included amnesty for the illegal aliens already in the country. 

And like Democratic Rep. Tom Malinowski said in 2019 about illegal aliens when he ran and won a second term in New Jersey's 7th District, they are needed to "mow our beautiful lawns," and perform menial jobs tech-focused teenagers won't do. This is how the left sees the illegal migrants. By the way, the GOP immediately rejected Biden's bill.

Republicans in the House introduced and passed legislation of their own that would fund more Border Patrol agents, resume wall construction, restart the Remain-in-Mexico policy and severely limit the ability of migrants to claim asylum.

The Border Patrol union frequently mocks the so called president over illegal immigration.

The organization wrote in part on X on Friday, "Wasn't it Biden who encouraged people from all over the world to ‘surge the border’? Didn't Biden immediately void all the successful Trump EO's that were keeping our border under control? Didn't he publicly and viciously accuse BP agents of criminal assault, then told the world ‘those people will pay’, and the entire thing was made up BS? Has he apologized or taken responsibility for any of it, or asked forgiveness from the victims of some of the millions of illegal aliens he imported into this country?"

And before Biden went to the border, the group posted, "Attention President Biden: Keep our name out of your mouth today."

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