Sunday, February 18, 2024

5 Reasons People Should Not Kill Jewish People: A Terrorist Primer



We all know that Islamic terrorist groups have a bone to pick with the Jewish people because many Muslims are taught from cradle to grave to hate Jews, mainly because Mohammad did, and it is the duty of a good Muslim to follow in Mo's example. 

After all, he and the boys in his terror group beheaded an entire tribe of around 800 to 900 Jewish men and pubescent boys. The tribe, known as the Banu Qurayza lived in Medina and came in conflict with Mo iin 627 AD in the Battle of the Trench. The Jews were besieged and surrendered to Mo but as a result of their surrender, the tribe's fate was decided by an arbiter. The decision was to kill all the men and take the women as sex slaves.

But enough of the that. Let's discuss why people should not go around killing Jews [or any innocent people, for that matter].

1. Jewish people are actual people. They are not pigs or apes as they were referred to in Islam's holy book, the Qur'an. You might think that killing people is a good thing for the environment as it reduces carbon emissions, but it is not a good thing for people with a sense of morals or simply a conscience.


In Surah 2:65 of Al-Baqarah: And you had already known about those who transgressed [the Jews, of course]  among you concerning the sabbath, and We said to them, “Be apes, despised.” Also, note how Allah's pronoun is "We."

In Surah 7:166 Al A'raf the interpretation is: So when they were insolent about that which they had been forbidden, We said to them, “Be apes, despised.”

But remember, Jewish people and Christians alike, are not apes or pigs. They're just people who think differently than Muslims. They don't believe that women have half the intelligence of men or that Mo traveled to heaven on a winged horsey. 

2. Jews don't go around starting wars, although they now know how to finish them. They tend to be a gentle people when not provoked, much like lions left alone. But poke them, prod them, fire rockets at their kids, then be prepared for a violence unleashed upon you. Therefore, it's in your best interest to try living peacefully among them or peacefully apart. You know, live and let live.

3. Lately it has been observed that when trying to kill a Jew, the person initiating the effort ends up being the person getting killed. Of course this doesn't apply to suicide bombers [they knew who they were]. 

Okay, let's assume for argument sake, that you're successful in killing an Israeli Jew. But you get caught and end up either dead or in an Israeli prison. Sure you get "three hots and a cot," and your family may make a few shekels out of the deal, but quite often your Gaza home gets bulldozed for your actions and your wifes, let's call one Ayisha, and the other Maryam, have to move out. Sure they get "pay to slay" money, but think of the hassles they will have to endure looking for a new crash pad just because you killed a person who by the fate of his birth was a Jew.


C'mon Ahmed; was it really worth it?

4. If you try killing a Jewess but she gets the drop on you and kills you, well think of the incredible embarrassment that will bring upon your family, and worse, you don't get your 72 brown-eyed virgins and blue-skin boys and all those rivers of wine. 

In fact, you will likely find your ass in Jahannam, that place where fireplaces are not needed, even in winter. Your reward for your epic screwup by losing in battle to a chick.

5. Lastly, if you kill a Jew, you might never get to enjoy what he or she can bring to the world, like they already did with such inventions like the USB Flash Drive by Dov Moran, or Mobileye, the advanced self-driving car technology, or the PillCam, the tiny camera capsule that can be swallowed to see what's doing down there in your gut. That was invented by Israeli biomedical engineer Gavriel Meron.

These things are great and the future will be greater, if only you'd leave the Jewish people alone, because if you will, they will leave you alone and provide you and your family with the coolest future you probably don't even have the capacity to imagine.

And besides, we're the good guys.


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