Thursday, February 9, 2012

Paranoid Political Pundit

Okay, I know I'm not a real political pundit--in order to be one you must have some proof that you're a learned person on the subject you're punditing on (a pundit in the process of being a pundit), and I have one course in political science taught to me many years ago by an Iranian immigrant who used to fall asleep in from of the class as we read our in-class assignments.  Pundit is originally a Hindu word, "pandit," for a learned man. I know a thing or three but I would never refer to my political savy in such a way.

But you might say I am definitely paranoid, and I can say that with the expertise of a psychologist who studied the field when some of the classic shrinks were still changing oxygen into carbon dioxide.  What am I paranoid about?

Obama.

Now that he is once again circumnavigating the Consititution and making it mandatory for religious organizations to provide things which they oppose on religious grounds, I have become even more paranoid about this guy.  I have a theory that Joe Biden, from the movie, "It Takes A Village Idiot," fame, is involved with Obama in a secret plot.  Here's what I believe is the deal:

a) Obama thinks Biden will hurt his chances of being re-elected in November because it is customary for the American public to not vote for morons, and Biden cannot disavow himself of this title.


b) Obama told this to Biden, who after crying over the breakup, has agreed with POTUS that it would be best for him to go his merry way via Amtrak--another government failure of Obama's.


c) Obama struck a deal with Joshin' Joe and said that he would pose an issue to the American public that would make it obvious to all Catholics and people who actually viewed the US Constitution in a favorable light,  that he is violating the religious liberties of about 70 million Americans, not to mention stepping on the Constitution with dirty golf shoes, and making a mockery of his presidency.  Joe, being a pseudo Catholic would vent his disagreement, which, in turn, would cause Obama to strike him off the Democratic ticket and Joe would not lose face with the public, only with the Lord. While lots of Demtards would side with Joe initially, they would eventually come to their senses and realize that Obama should remain supreme ruler of the land.


d) Joe agreed that if he sided with the Church, this would be the most gracious way of leaving the ticket and maybe Hillary would take his position as VP candidate, which would guarantee the gay women's vote and liberal men who see her as stronger than they see themselves.

Problem solved. Biden sides with the Church, Obama chooses not to have him as his running mate in November, and everyone is happy.  

Paranoid or brilliant?  I choose the former. 

 

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