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| Phil the Happy Phallus |
For you and me, a European cucumber, a pair of apples, and throw in some sprouts, we have some of the makings of a salad. For Saudi Arabian Muslims, we have a very large penis, pink testicles, and pubic hair. For us, a banana, for them a phallus. For us, a banana split, for them, well, you get it. An article in el-Senousa News featured this guy, a Muslim cleric, in a recent article about fruits and vegetables and how they can be, well, sexually stimulating to men with minds that get sexually stimulated over the removal of a bandaid.
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| Sex Orgy |
No kidding--an Islamic cleric living in Erurope gets turned on when Muslim women, even those shrouded in complete burqas, touch these items with their naked hands. Knowing what it does to him, he is concerned that all Muslim men are susceptible to the fruitful caresses of women when they go shopping. The cleric sees phalluses everywhere, and they become his phallus when women make salad. And Allah forbid they have to cut them up to serve--it hurts so bad--so they must have their husband, brother, or son do the job, because this cleric believes that all Muslim men are like him, and this would cause them to "go zucchini."
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| Fruit porn for Muslims |
When a religion is this sexually repressed, you can imagine the Freudian implications. No, it isn't just a cigar, and lighting up hurts. But really, think of the whole scene: women must cover their entire body or be beaten, sometimes killed. They cannot leave the house or invite the breadman in to pay him, lest the neighbors talk and the women get stoned as a whore. Why? Because all these men seem to think about is sex. Muslim clerics are even concerned about women with "beautiful eyes," and are recommending they wear the Afghan-styled burqa-tent that covers their eyes, making driving in Saudi Arabia for women legal, but impossible.
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| Banana Pimp |
We can laugh at the ridiculousness of fruits and vegetables as they relate to Islamic libido, but it isn't funny if you're the woman who's getting beaten for eating a banana without cutting it in private so that men do not witness the event. And never, never, ever, play with your food.
If you are interested in terrorism and suspense, I have provided 2 links (below) for a hard copy (soft cover) edition and an eBook edition of my latest novel, Jihad Joe. It's a story about Zed Nill, a New York based reporter, taken hostage by Islamic terrorists. He must escape, or be beheaded the following day . . . the clock is ticking.
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