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In a carefully orchestrated strategy, the Clinton campaign leaked to The New York Times that Hillary plans to be more spontaneous and authentic as she continues the quest for the presidency of the United States. Her "leak" was as spontaneous as a glacier dancing the Electric Slide and as authentic as a ten dollar Rolex.
Does spontaneous mean that she will not rope off the press or tell reporters that they are only entitled to one question?
How will Hillary pull it off?
Will she take a rigorous course in spontaneity and authenticity? "Okay class, when I count to five, I want you all to do something spontaneous and authentic."
Will she appear on "The View" where Whoopie Goldberg (who, according to Wikipedia, worked out of her home as a phone sex operator) can fawn all over her and tell conservatives to go to hell, which, in turn will elicit Hillary's spontaneous faux laugh as she asks her how she got the name "Whoopie"? (Look it up--it's a gas.)
You have to give Hillary some credit for her persistence--she's been rehearsing for the POTUS gig since the day she was fired from the Senate Watergate Committee by Jerry Zeifman. She just doesn't have a clue on how to keep from screwing up her image.
In a recent interview with Andrea Mitchell, a left wing media hack, Hillary said, "I'm trying to be as transparent as I can."
If you take that statement literally, she's telling the truth. If she were fully transparent she would be serving time in the slammer. In fact, the only transparency she has really shown is with her emails seen by the Chinese, Russians, and some 15-year-old kid in an Internet Cafe.
Why is this woman not being indicted along with Bill?
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Does spontaneous mean that she will not rope off the press or tell reporters that they are only entitled to one question?
How will Hillary pull it off?
Will she take a rigorous course in spontaneity and authenticity? "Okay class, when I count to five, I want you all to do something spontaneous and authentic."
Will she appear on "The View" where Whoopie Goldberg (who, according to Wikipedia, worked out of her home as a phone sex operator) can fawn all over her and tell conservatives to go to hell, which, in turn will elicit Hillary's spontaneous faux laugh as she asks her how she got the name "Whoopie"? (Look it up--it's a gas.)
You have to give Hillary some credit for her persistence--she's been rehearsing for the POTUS gig since the day she was fired from the Senate Watergate Committee by Jerry Zeifman. She just doesn't have a clue on how to keep from screwing up her image.
In a recent interview with Andrea Mitchell, a left wing media hack, Hillary said, "I'm trying to be as transparent as I can."
If you take that statement literally, she's telling the truth. If she were fully transparent she would be serving time in the slammer. In fact, the only transparency she has really shown is with her emails seen by the Chinese, Russians, and some 15-year-old kid in an Internet Cafe.
Why is this woman not being indicted along with Bill?
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